BlaatSchaap

Let's try this, interactive stories, I called it back then. So, basically, collaborative story telling. Everyone writes two or three sentences, and then someone else continues.

Captain Ko stood on the bridge of his space ship. His mission of space exploration just took an unexpected turn. After escaping an attack through a wormhole they found themselves in an unknown area of space.

The space ship had crashed into some purple area with the texture of cheese. Carefully and cautiously, Captain Ko disembarked. The purple ground bounced lightly under their feet as he made his way to the edge.

"I wonder if this ship will every fly again?", captain Ko spoke, "One thing is sure, we'll be here for a while. But where is here?"
The team followed the captain into the strange environment. One of the team members, the youngest of the lot, curiously about the bouncy ground, jumped up and down.

While this man was happily jumping up and down, a swarm of giant mouse-like aliens has arrived at the crash. Woken by a smell not much unlike burned emmentaler, they were confused. Confusion changed in bewilderment when they noticed the ship that was made from something completely unlike cheese.

When they saw the jumping man, they started jumping too. Shrieks of laughter filled the air. After a while, one of the aliens, the hairiest of all, stopped jumping. Sweating and still gasping, it tried to drill its tail into the ground. While the tail drilled deeper and deeper, the ground slowly turned olive green. "A$#LW@!" it shouted to the other aliens who were still jumping.

Kaptain Ko, astonished about the events was pretty confused now and opened his universal translator. While it only works one way, it could at least give an indication what was going on. The repeated shouts of "A$#LW@!" were translated into a concerning message. It said ...